I know I'm not supposed to send dick pics. At least that's what everyone's advising post-Weinergate. But what if a girl I'm seeing wants a dick pic? We've hung out a few times. She keeps joking that she wants to see "it. Anything short of pun intended "I would really love to see a photo of your erect penis" does not cut it here pun also intended—for circumcised readers.
We began discussing whether any woman actually likes receiving them. As a woman myself, I know that if I ever see an unsolicited dick pic it pretty much ruins my day. There's a certain kind of bloke who sends them randomly, and I'll be honest. It isn't impressive.
And why is it that suddenly some guys think that yes, girls will definitely prefer this picture of your balls over a nice meal out. Seriously, it completely changes our perception of you. It makes us feel awkward and therefore makes us feel awkward around you. But making us believe your penis somehow resembles an oversized banana instead of a little cocktail sausage is just not fair. We want to imagine you looking down at us as we walk up the aisle on the day of our wedding.
I also mentioned that I had hoped it would reach young women, aka GIRLS, that were possibly considering careers in banking. Later after the game, I was telling my husband and son about the exchange. I digress. Another fun fact is that Finley could be a Girl Banker in the making if she takes after her grandmother, Darla Trout, who retired after a year banking career.